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Old 02-22-2014, 12:18 AM   #1
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The Sensuous Wife

With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"


"No," said her husband.


She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.


He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.


She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"


"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.


She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.


He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.


"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"


"No way!" he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited, to which she replied............


"Go look in the garage," .
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Old 02-22-2014, 05:42 AM   #2
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Old 02-26-2014, 03:37 PM   #4
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I would be patient, but it takes too long!!

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Old 02-26-2014, 03:38 PM   #5
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Thats one way to lighten the mood!
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