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08-04-2013, 10:35 AM | #1 |
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Impressing a woman..
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN Arrive naked ... with beer.
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08-04-2013, 11:01 AM | #2 |
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08-04-2013, 12:34 PM | #3 |
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Yeah, it's one or the other every once in a while for us, but if you forget or for some reason beyond your control,
don't fulfill every one of your expectations byguid there's going to be hell to pay until you DIE!
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08-04-2013, 02:34 PM | #4 |
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Wait ... you mean if I DIE I can finally get off the $hit list? That isn't what I was told! They said they were gonna dig me up, zombie-fie me and make me work double!
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08-05-2013, 10:56 AM | #5 |
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Ain't really sure. I know they was a "Death do you part" clause, but after the fact there's always either, "That's not what I meant" or "That's not what I said". So, you're funked for eternity is my best educated guess even though you're lying in a hole with six feet of dirt over you with all you life's blood, bodily fluids drained, and microorganisms gnawing on you .
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08-05-2013, 04:24 PM | #6 |
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That nailed it.
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