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Old 08-04-2013, 10:35 AM   #1
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Impressing a woman..

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Arrive naked ... with beer.
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Old 08-04-2013, 11:01 AM   #2
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Old 08-04-2013, 12:34 PM   #3
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Yeah, it's one or the other every once in a while for us, but if you forget or for some reason beyond your control,
don't fulfill every one of your expectations byguid there's going to be hell to pay until you DIE!
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Old 08-04-2013, 02:34 PM   #4
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Wait ... you mean if I DIE I can finally get off the $hit list? That isn't what I was told! They said they were gonna dig me up, zombie-fie me and make me work double!
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Old 08-05-2013, 10:56 AM   #5
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Ain't really sure. I know they was a "Death do you part" clause, but after the fact there's always either, "That's not what I meant" or "That's not what I said". So, you're funked for eternity is my best educated guess even though you're lying in a hole with six feet of dirt over you with all you life's blood, bodily fluids drained, and microorganisms gnawing on you .
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Old 08-05-2013, 04:24 PM   #6
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That nailed it.
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