Tee Time

Loafer · 05-08-2012, 07:25 AM

Golf balls are like eggs . they’re white. They’re sold by the dozen … and a week later you have to buy more.

A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there.

It’s amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps.

When you stop to think about it, did you ever notice that it’s a lot easier to get up at 6:00 a.m. to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the yard”

**ringadingh** · 05-08-2012, 09:08 AM

I guess I know now why I'm not a golfer....

dmyers · 05-08-2012, 10:27 PM

Love the game
I'm cheap, All my equipment but my shoes came off e-bay
I can walk a round for $18.00 not counting beer

AlabamaNomadRider · 05-09-2012, 04:47 AM

Money I would rather spend on gas so I can ride more.

Loafer · 05-09-2012, 06:40 AM

I started to play golf when I was 15, I stopped playing golf when I was 40.

**cnc** · 05-09-2012, 08:07 AM

Chasing your balls around trying to get it in the hole in less strokes than your buddies, hmm, I haven't done than since I got married.

05-08-2012, 07:25 AM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Tee Time Golf balls are like eggs . they’re white. They’re sold by the dozen … and a week later you have to buy more. A pro-shop gets its name from the fact that you have to have the income of a professional golfer to buy anything in there. It’s amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks, and rake his sand traps. When you stop to think about it, did you ever notice that it’s a lot easier to get up at 6:00 a.m. to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the yard” __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email] Last edited by Loafer; 05-09-2012 at 06:38 AM.

05-08-2012, 09:08 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	I guess I know now why I'm not a golfer.... __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-08-2012, 10:27 PM	#3
dmyers Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: springfield Mo Posts: 1,310	Love the game I'm cheap, All my equipment but my shoes came off e-bay I can walk a round for $18.00 not counting beer __________________ Don Myers 2012 green vaquero custom bars V&H pro pipe FI2000 custom intake work in progress

05-09-2012, 04:47 AM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Money I would rather spend on gas so I can ride more. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

05-09-2012, 06:40 AM	#5
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	I started to play golf when I was 15, I stopped playing golf when I was 40. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

05-09-2012, 08:07 AM	#6
cnc Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal QC Posts: 12,034	Chasing your balls around trying to get it in the hole in less strokes than your buddies, hmm, I haven't done than since I got married. __________________ Norm Ward 2008 blue / silver nomad kawanow / VBA #01136