The bread winner...

**wompus** · 08-20-2011, 05:32 PM

The bread winner in the family... Interesting!

An emergency room physician this morning told me that a woman in her 20s came to the ER with her 8th pregnancy. She stated, "My momma told me that I am the breadwinner for the family."

He asked her to explain. She said that she can make babies and babies get money for the family. It goes like this: The grandma calls the Department of Child and Family Services and states that the unemployed daughter is not capable of caring for these children. DCFS agrees and states that the child or children will need to go to foster care.

The grandma then volunteers to be the foster parent, and thus receives a check for $1500 per child per month in Illinois .

Total Annual Income:

$144,000 tax-free, not to mention free healthcare (Medicaid) plus a monthly card entitling her to free groceries, etc, and a voucher for 250 free cell phone minutes per month. This does not even include WIC and other welfare programs.. Indeed, grandma was correct in that her fertile daughter is the "breadwinner" for the family.

This is how the ruling class spends our tax dollars.

Sebastian J. Ciancio, M.D.. Urologist, Danville Polyclinic, LTD

Is this a GREAT COUNTRY or what?

Don't forget to pay your taxes!!!

There are a lot of Breadwinners depending upon you and me!

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Loafer · 08-20-2011, 06:32 PM

dems da 1s wii'n needs ta shute em up!

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**ringadingh** · 08-20-2011, 08:55 PM

Someone should buy her a vibrator!

captj3 · 08-21-2011, 09:58 AM

Holy sh!t!!!!! I got into the wrong business.

ridemslow · 08-24-2011, 05:30 PM

You're split wrong too!

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Originally Posted by captj3

Holy sh!t!!!!! I got into the wrong business.

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-24-2011, 05:35 PM

These women should be sterilized or something.

**Top Cat** · 08-24-2011, 05:43 PM

I'm just glad I can help those 8 poor little kids out.
I mean where would they be if my tax dollars wren't supporting them.

Loafer · 08-24-2011, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Top Cat (TC)

I'm just glad I can help those 8 poor little kids out.
I mean where would they be if my tax dollars wren't supporting them.

Maybe they should start a study to find out. And we could start with this family.

recumbentbob · 08-25-2011, 03:54 PM

Rate of return
Reimbursement rates per child in licensed foster families and relative home care in Illinois:
0-11 months: $372
1-4 years: $380
5-8 years: $396
9-11 years: $422
12 years and older: $458
Source: Department of Children and Family Services

08-20-2011, 05:32 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	The bread winner... The bread winner in the family... Interesting! An emergency room physician this morning told me that a woman in her 20s came to the ER with her 8th pregnancy. She stated, "My momma told me that I am the breadwinner for the family." He asked her to explain. She said that she can make babies and babies get money for the family. It goes like this: The grandma calls the Department of Child and Family Services and states that the unemployed daughter is not capable of caring for these children. DCFS agrees and states that the child or children will need to go to foster care. The grandma then volunteers to be the foster parent, and thus receives a check for $1500 per child per month in Illinois . Total Annual Income: $144,000 tax-free, not to mention free healthcare (Medicaid) plus a monthly card entitling her to free groceries, etc, and a voucher for 250 free cell phone minutes per month. This does not even include WIC and other welfare programs.. Indeed, grandma was correct in that her fertile daughter is the "breadwinner" for the family. This is how the ruling class spends our tax dollars. Sebastian J. Ciancio, M.D.. Urologist, Danville Polyclinic, LTD Is this a GREAT COUNTRY or what? Don't forget to pay your taxes!!! There are a lot of Breadwinners depending upon you and me! . __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!! Login or Register to Remove Ads
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08-20-2011, 06:32 PM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	The bread winner... dems da 1s wii'n needs ta shute em up! :(" title="" border="0"/> __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]
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08-20-2011, 08:55 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The bread winner... Someone should buy her a vibrator! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951
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08-21-2011, 09:58 AM	#4
captj3 Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Florida Posts: 309	The bread winner... Holy sh!t!!!!! I got into the wrong business. __________________ 2012 Vaquero 1700 Nomad (Deceased) Cobra Tri-Ovals Racnrays Invention (Throttle Mod) Ivan's flash Thunder Tornado Big Air Kit
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08-24-2011, 05:35 PM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	The bread winner... These women should be sterilized or something. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181
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08-24-2011, 05:43 PM	#7
Top Cat Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Peoples Republic of New York State Posts: 15,154	The bread winner... I'm just glad I can help those 8 poor little kids out. I mean where would they be if my tax dollars wren't supporting them. __________________ Tim "TC" Conley VBA #9 2011 Victory Kingpin mine 2013 Victory Boardwalk -hers [LEFT][COLOR=#000000] [SIZE=4]
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08-25-2011, 03:54 PM	#9
recumbentbob Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Newburgh IN Posts: 3,404	The bread winner... Rate of return Reimbursement rates per child in licensed foster families and relative home care in Illinois: 0-11 months: $372 1-4 years: $380 5-8 years: $396 9-11 years: $422 12 years and older: $458 Source: Department of Children and Family Services __________________ VBA #01084 "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."
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