Last wishes...

**wompus** · 07-19-2011, 10:03 AM

A woman was talking to her friends about her husband who had
passed away.

When her husband was on his death bed, and he told her that
he had three envelopes in his desk drawer that would "take
care" of all of the arrangements. Well, he died shortly
thereafter, so the wife opened the drawer and there were 3
envelopes just like he said.

One the first envelope it said "for the casket." There was
$5,000.00 in the envelope, so she bought him a very nice
casket.

The second envelope said "for the expenses" and had
$4,000.00 in it so she paid all the bills from the funeral.

The third envelope said "for the stone" and had $3,000.00 in
it. She then held her hand out to her friends and said,
"Isn't it Beautiful!!!"

**BudMan** · 07-19-2011, 10:12 AM

Sounds about right..

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-19-2011, 02:04 PM

Women love their jewelry.

Loafer · 07-19-2011, 04:41 PM

I thought she was going to have a boulder dropped on him. ;)

**ringadingh** · 07-19-2011, 09:23 PM

Stump · 07-21-2011, 10:42 AM

must've been a blond.

07-19-2011, 10:03 AM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Last wishes... A woman was talking to her friends about her husband who had passed away. When her husband was on his death bed, and he told her that he had three envelopes in his desk drawer that would "take care" of all of the arrangements. Well, he died shortly thereafter, so the wife opened the drawer and there were 3 envelopes just like he said. One the first envelope it said "for the casket." There was $5,000.00 in the envelope, so she bought him a very nice casket. The second envelope said "for the expenses" and had $4,000.00 in it so she paid all the bills from the funeral. The third envelope said "for the stone" and had $3,000.00 in it. She then held her hand out to her friends and said, "Isn't it Beautiful!!!" __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

07-19-2011, 10:12 AM	#2
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Last wishes... Sounds about right.. __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

07-19-2011, 02:04 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Last wishes... Women love their jewelry. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

07-19-2011, 04:41 PM	#4
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Last wishes... I thought she was going to have a boulder dropped on him. ;) __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

07-19-2011, 09:23 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Last wishes... __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-21-2011, 10:42 AM	#6
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Last wishes... must've been a blond. __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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