New Drink 4 the Men

01-22-2008, 09:46 AM

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar:

A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue... salty but OK.

He drinks the shot of Baileys... smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks... this is OK.

Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

In one second the sharp lime taste hits...
At two seconds the Baileys curdles.
At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits.

At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot.

This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus, what do you call that drink?"

She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge."

socwkbiker · 01-22-2008, 09:57 AM

Ok, Nico's always been the one to do this, but I feel it's time for an intervention. Go to your room.

dakals · 01-22-2008, 10:00 AM

That is awesome Sue!!!!!!!

socwkbiker · 01-22-2008, 10:06 AM

Both of you, go to your rooms and sit in the corner until you understand why that joke is so wrong.

01-22-2008, 10:14 AM

LOL...YOU say that joke is wrong...but you know it is sooo RIGHT!!! lol

socwkbiker · 01-22-2008, 10:30 AM

Oh no! That joke is wrong!!! It's illegal and if not corrected you will volunteered for the following event

01-22-2008, 10:40 AM

now THAT is VERY wrong!!! I am not a redneck...haven't even been to Texas...though I'm sure it's a beautiful state!

socwkbiker · 01-22-2008, 10:48 AM

We have our share of rednecks but I think the worst are in states a bit east of here

dakals · 01-22-2008, 12:31 PM

NEVER SWB!!!!!!! I would but you and Nico are already in mine and Sue's corners!!!!!!

01-22-2008, 01:01 PM

You have been naughty girls.....go to MY room.

01-22-2008, 01:04 PM

LOL...this is appropriate for both threads...this and the silly political one...oops...meant serious political thread

dakals · 01-22-2008, 01:04 PM

OK!!!!!!! How long will we have to be in there?!!!!!!!!

**ringadingh** · 01-22-2008, 01:13 PM

Thats a good one, Im sure its something most girls can get used to. LOL

01-22-2008, 01:22 PM

OH,I'm thinkin since there are two of you....3 minutes.LOL

dakals · 01-22-2008, 01:40 PM

Sue is out of her corner!!!!!!!

01-22-2008, 09:46 AM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	New Drink 4 the Men A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're sitting there having a good time together, she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following items on the bar: A salt shaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice." So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He puts the salt on his tongue... salty but OK. He drinks the shot of Baileys... smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks... this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it. In one second the sharp lime taste hits... At two seconds the Baileys curdles. At three seconds the salty, curdled taste & mucous-like consistency hits. At four seconds it feels as if he has a mouth full of nasty snot. This triggers his gag reflex, but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now foul tasting drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, "Jesus, what do you call that drink?" She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge."

01-22-2008, 09:57 AM	#2
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	New Drink 4 the Men Ok, Nico's always been the one to do this, but I feel it's time for an intervention. Go to your room. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-22-2008, 10:00 AM	#3
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	New Drink 4 the Men That is awesome Sue!!!!!!!

01-22-2008, 10:06 AM	#4
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	New Drink 4 the Men Both of you, go to your rooms and sit in the corner until you understand why that joke is so wrong. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-22-2008, 10:14 AM	#5
Guest Posts: n/a	New Drink 4 the Men LOL...YOU say that joke is wrong...but you know it is sooo RIGHT!!! lol

01-22-2008, 10:30 AM	#6
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	New Drink 4 the Men Oh no! That joke is wrong!!! It's illegal and if not corrected you will volunteered for the following event __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-22-2008, 10:40 AM	#7
Guest Posts: n/a	New Drink 4 the Men now THAT is VERY wrong!!! I am not a redneck...haven't even been to Texas...though I'm sure it's a beautiful state!

01-22-2008, 10:48 AM	#8
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	New Drink 4 the Men We have our share of rednecks but I think the worst are in states a bit east of here __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-22-2008, 12:31 PM	#9
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	New Drink 4 the Men NEVER SWB!!!!!!! I would but you and Nico are already in mine and Sue's corners!!!!!!

01-22-2008, 01:01 PM	#10
Guest Posts: n/a	New Drink 4 the Men You have been naughty girls.....go to MY room.

01-22-2008, 01:04 PM	#11
Guest Posts: n/a	New Drink 4 the Men LOL...this is appropriate for both threads...this and the silly political one...oops...meant serious political thread

01-22-2008, 01:04 PM	#12
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	New Drink 4 the Men OK!!!!!!! How long will we have to be in there?!!!!!!!!

01-22-2008, 01:13 PM	#13
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	New Drink 4 the Men Thats a good one, Im sure its something most girls can get used to. LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-22-2008, 01:22 PM	#14
Guest Posts: n/a	New Drink 4 the Men OH,I'm thinkin since there are two of you....3 minutes.LOL

01-22-2008, 01:40 PM	#15
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	New Drink 4 the Men Sue is out of her corner!!!!!!!

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