SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER

**jmorrow** · 01-18-2011, 03:50 AM

You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em!

We were dressed, and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house. because she always tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night.. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!'

The cab driver hit a parked car.

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-18-2011, 09:42 AM

**ringadingh** · 01-18-2011, 09:44 AM

LOL

jesse · 01-18-2011, 08:40 PM

Good one Jim.

**Cajunrider** · 01-18-2011, 08:43 PM

Now that is funny!

Stump · 01-18-2011, 11:10 PM

deadant · 01-18-2011, 11:19 PM

sly · 01-19-2011, 07:51 PM

luv it

01-18-2011, 03:50 AM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em! We were dressed, and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house. because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night.. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.' A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!' The cab driver hit a parked car. __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

01-18-2011, 09:42 AM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-18-2011, 09:44 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-18-2011, 08:40 PM	#4
jesse Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Farmington, Arkansas Posts: 1,013	SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER Good one Jim. __________________ 2012 Goldwing 80,000+ & counting 2005 Nomad 76,585 mi VBA #628 IBA #54485

01-18-2011, 08:43 PM	#5
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER Now that is funny! __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

01-18-2011, 11:10 PM	#6
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

01-18-2011, 11:19 PM	#7
deadant Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Dickinson, ND Posts: 341	SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER

01-19-2011, 07:51 PM	#8
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER luv it __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

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