Last Round of Golf

blowndodge · 12-14-2010, 03:16 PM

A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf.

He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second.
On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang.

It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident
and was in critical condition and in the ICU.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible.
As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf.

He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital.
He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61,
shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10.

He was jubilant. Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital.

He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you!"
"I hope you're proud of yourself!"

"While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been
languishing in the ICU!" "It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will
be more than likely your last!

For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care and you will be her care giver!
She will need IV's; you will have to change her colostomy bag every 3 hours; she will have to be
spoon fed 3 times a day and don't forget the hygiene care."

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed..

The doctor snickered and said, "I'm just fvckin’ with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?"

**ringadingh** · 12-14-2010, 05:53 PM

LOL

Sometimes its hard to top a great day!

**BudMan** · 12-14-2010, 06:19 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 12-15-2010, 04:57 PM

**ringadingh** · 12-15-2010, 08:48 PM

Strangely enough I can almost see a conversation like that taking place.

blowndodge · 12-16-2010, 01:02 AM

Are you making a point Steve??!!

**ringadingh** · 12-16-2010, 09:49 AM

I don't golf Brad!

Stump · 12-16-2010, 08:12 PM

12-14-2010, 03:16 PM	#1
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Last Round of Golf A man was at the country club for his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second. On the third hole he had just scored his first ever hole-in-one when his cell phone rang. It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible accident and was in critical condition and in the ICU. The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that he'd be there as soon as possible. As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his best ever round of golf. He decided to get in a couple of more holes before heading to the hospital. He ended up playing all eighteen, finishing his round shooting a personal best 61, shattering the club record by five strokes and beating his previous best game by more than 10. He was jubilant. Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed to the hospital. He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition. The doctor glared at him and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your round of golf didn't you!" "I hope you're proud of yourself!" "While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself at the country club your wife has been languishing in the ICU!" "It's just as well you went ahead and finished that round because it will be more than likely your last! For the rest of her life she will require round the clock care and you will be her care giver! She will need IV's; you will have to change her colostomy bag every 3 hours; she will have to be spoon fed 3 times a day and don't forget the hygiene care." The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.. The doctor snickered and said, "I'm just fvckin’ with you. She's dead. What'd you shoot?" __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

12-14-2010, 05:53 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Last Round of Golf LOL Sometimes its hard to top a great day! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

12-14-2010, 06:19 PM	#3
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Last Round of Golf __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

12-15-2010, 04:57 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Last Round of Golf __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

12-15-2010, 08:48 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Last Round of Golf Strangely enough I can almost see a conversation like that taking place. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

12-16-2010, 01:02 AM	#6
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Last Round of Golf Are you making a point Steve??!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

12-16-2010, 09:49 AM	#7
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Last Round of Golf I don't golf Brad! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

12-16-2010, 08:12 PM	#8
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Last Round of Golf __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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