Working in the Garden

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-22-2010, 11:45 PM

A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife:

"I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?"

The prisioner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter:

"Dear Wife, whatever you do, DO NOT touch the back garden! That is where I hid all the gold."

A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife:

"You wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the whole back garden."

The prisoner wrote another letter:

"Dear wife, NOW is the best time to plant the lettuce!"

Loafer · 10-23-2010, 07:20 AM

I always thought that was the place for peaceful solitude and privacy.

**ringadingh** · 10-23-2010, 08:41 AM

Stump · 10-25-2010, 07:39 PM

Now thats some cheep labor!

10-22-2010, 11:45 PM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Working in the Garden A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: "I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them?" The prisioner, knowing that the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter: "Dear Wife, whatever you do, DO NOT touch the back garden! That is where I hid all the gold." A week or so later, he received another letter from his wife: "You wouldn't believe what happened. Some men came with shovels to the house, and dug up the whole back garden." The prisoner wrote another letter: "Dear wife, NOW is the best time to plant the lettuce!" __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-23-2010, 07:20 AM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Working in the Garden I always thought that was the place for peaceful solitude and privacy. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

10-23-2010, 08:41 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Working in the Garden __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-25-2010, 07:39 PM	#4
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Working in the Garden Now thats some cheep labor! __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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