Breast Fed

rooster1 · 10-06-2010, 08:01 AM

A young woman with a baby was shown into the examining room. The doctor examined the baby and then asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or bottle fed?"

"Breast fed," answered the woman.

"Strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.

The woman did as she was told and the doctor examined her breasts. He squeezed and pulled each one for awhile and then he sucked hard on each nipple. Suddenly he remarked, "No wonder this child is suffering from malnutrition You don't have any milk!"

"That's right," said the woman. "This is my sister's child."

"Well," said the startled doctor. "I had no idea. You shouldn't have come."

"I didn't," replied the woman, "until you started sucking on my second breast."

**ringadingh** · 10-06-2010, 08:27 AM

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-06-2010, 11:57 AM

**BudMan** · 10-06-2010, 01:29 PM

moloprintz · 10-06-2010, 01:55 PM

I'm going to post that on the wall of my Amature Gynaecology office.

Stump · 10-06-2010, 08:25 PM

:-*

lw · 10-06-2010, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moloprintz

I'm going to post that on the wall of my Amature Gynaecology office.

Saw a a shirt once that read:
"I'm no gynecologist, but I'll take a look"...

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-06-2010, 11:23 PM

That is the shirt I need.

10-06-2010, 08:01 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Breast Fed A young woman with a baby was shown into the examining room. The doctor examined the baby and then asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or bottle fed?" "Breast fed," answered the woman. "Strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. The woman did as she was told and the doctor examined her breasts. He squeezed and pulled each one for awhile and then he sucked hard on each nipple. Suddenly he remarked, "No wonder this child is suffering from malnutrition You don't have any milk!" "That's right," said the woman. "This is my sister's child." "Well," said the startled doctor. "I had no idea. You shouldn't have come." "I didn't," replied the woman, "until you started sucking on my second breast."

10-06-2010, 08:27 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Breast Fed __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-06-2010, 11:57 AM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Breast Fed __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-06-2010, 01:29 PM	#4
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Breast Fed __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

10-06-2010, 01:55 PM	#5
moloprintz Advanced Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 548	Breast Fed I'm going to post that on the wall of my Amature Gynaecology office.

10-06-2010, 08:25 PM	#6
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Breast Fed :-* __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

10-06-2010, 11:23 PM	#8
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Breast Fed That is the shirt I need. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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