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09-15-2010, 12:18 PM | #1 |
A Ballsy Retort
A new bride went to her doctor for a check up. Lacking knowledge of the male anatomy, she asked the doctor, “What’s that thing hanging between my husband’ legs?” The doctor replies, “We call that the p***s.” The new bride then asks, “What’s that reddish/purple thing on the end of the p***s?” The doctor replies, “We call that the head of the p***s.” Then the bride asks, “What are those two round things about 15 inches from the head of the p***s?” The doctor replies, “Lady, on him I don’t know, but on me they’re the cheeks of my ass!” .
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09-15-2010, 01:23 PM | #2 |
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Jealously usually shuts'em up.
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09-15-2010, 07:37 PM | #3 |
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Sounds like she got herself a keeper!
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09-15-2010, 08:44 PM | #4 |
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09-16-2010, 06:02 AM | #5 |
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09-17-2010, 09:40 AM | #6 |
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