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**ringadingh** · 09-04-2010, 08:45 AM

Why do Sharks swim around you before attacking?

Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship.

"Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first?

Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the sh*t inside!"

Loafer · 09-04-2010, 08:58 AM

bon apetite

AlabamaNomadRider · 09-04-2010, 10:38 AM

Good one.

madotu · 09-04-2010, 01:53 PM

**jmorrow** · 09-04-2010, 08:33 PM

09-04-2010, 08:45 AM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Makes Sense to Me Why do Sharks swim around you before attacking? Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat everybody." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the sh*t inside!" __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-04-2010, 08:58 AM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Makes Sense to Me bon apetite __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

09-04-2010, 10:38 AM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Makes Sense to Me Good one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

09-04-2010, 01:53 PM	#4
madotu Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Knoxville TN Posts: 80	Makes Sense to Me

09-04-2010, 08:33 PM	#5
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Makes Sense to Me __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

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