Italian Secret To A Long Marriage

**cnc** · 08-17-2010, 05:31 PM

At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto , they have weekly husband's marriage seminars.

At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda DA money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'

The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?'

Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up."

Loafer · 08-17-2010, 06:20 PM

Great punch line!

Stump · 08-18-2010, 07:47 PM

**ringadingh** · 08-18-2010, 08:19 PM

Souds like a great idea, my 25th is coming up in 4 weeks!

08-17-2010, 05:31 PM	#1
cnc Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal QC Posts: 12,034	Italian Secret To A Long Marriage At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto , they have weekly husband's marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years. Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda DA money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!' The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?' Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go pick her up." __________________ Norm Ward 2008 blue / silver nomad kawanow / VBA #01136

08-17-2010, 06:20 PM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Italian Secret To A Long Marriage Great punch line! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

08-18-2010, 07:47 PM	#3
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Italian Secret To A Long Marriage __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

08-18-2010, 08:19 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Italian Secret To A Long Marriage Souds like a great idea, my 25th is coming up in 4 weeks! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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