News Flash Jeff Gordon Fires Pit Crew

[AlabamaNomadRider]

NEWS FLASH




Raleigh , NC (UPI) --
Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his
entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take
advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary
on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels
in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment; whereas Gordon's existing crew
could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management
team, as most races are won or lost in the pits. However, Gordon got more
than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the
inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but
within 12 seconds, they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN number, and sold
the car to Dale Ernhart Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some
photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

[phred]

That ain't right!!














But it sure is funny

[AlabamaNomadRider]

I thought it was sorta cute.