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Old 03-02-2010, 11:51 AM   #1
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A father dragging his four children behind gets on a plane and finally gets them all seated and strapped in. A lady across the isle leans over and ask's, " Are they all yours?" The man looks at her and replies
" No, I'm a condom salesman and these are all customer complaints."

Wish I could think that fast.
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Old 03-02-2010, 06:17 PM   #2
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He should have a no return policy.
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Good one Al.
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