The Gynecologist ...Mechanic

**trip** · 11-12-2009, 03:32 PM

> The Gynecologist Who Wanted to be
> A Mechanic
>
>
> A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance
> and HMO paperwork and was burned out.
>
> Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
> beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
>
> He went to the local technical college, signed up for
> evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he
> could.
>
> When the time for the practical exam approached, the
> gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the
> exam with tremendous skill.
> When the results came back, he was surprised to find that
> he had obtained a score of 150%.
>
> Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I
> don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding
> result, but I wonder if there is an error in the
> grade."
>
> The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the
> engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total
> mark.
> "You put the engine back together again perfectly,
> which is also worth 50% of the mark."
>
> After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an
> extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which
> I've never seen done in my entire career."
>

fish · 11-12-2009, 04:30 PM

which muffler, front or back :-/

**Cajunrider** · 11-12-2009, 05:29 PM

That's skilled hands.

chainsaw · 11-12-2009, 10:37 PM

I wonder if he did it with cold hands?

tex · 11-13-2009, 10:02 AM

talented.... must work on sports cars only way to find engine

**cnc** · 11-14-2009, 04:16 PM

Didn't see that punch line coming.

**ringadingh** · 11-15-2009, 08:30 PM

As long as the motor runs, who cares how it got fixed.

AlabamaNomadRider · 11-16-2009, 11:58 PM

Good one.

11-12-2009, 03:32 PM	#1
trip VBA Founder Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lindale, Texas Posts: 6,846	The Gynecologist ...Mechanic > The Gynecologist Who Wanted to be > A Mechanic > > > A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance > and HMO paperwork and was burned out. > > Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be > beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. > > He went to the local technical college, signed up for > evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he > could. > > When the time for the practical exam approached, the > gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the > exam with tremendous skill. > When the results came back, he was surprised to find that > he had obtained a score of 150%. > > Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying, "I > don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding > result, but I wonder if there is an error in the > grade." > > The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the > engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total > mark. > "You put the engine back together again perfectly, > which is also worth 50% of the mark." > > After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an > extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which > I've never seen done in my entire career." > __________________ Robert "Trip" Hilliard VBA/KawaNOW - Founder/Past President VBA # 00001 Trip's Website Custer 09, 18 / Maggie Valley 11 / Eureka Springs 09, 17 / Antlers 09, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18 Texas Hill Country / Deals Gap / Colorado / Wyoming / Montana / Utah / More trips for Trip

11-12-2009, 04:30 PM	#2
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	The Gynecologist ...Mechanic which muffler, front or back :-/ __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

11-12-2009, 05:29 PM	#3
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	The Gynecologist ...Mechanic That's skilled hands. __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

11-12-2009, 10:37 PM	#4
chainsaw Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,732	The Gynecologist ...Mechanic I wonder if he did it with cold hands?

11-13-2009, 10:02 AM	#5
tex Jr. Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 40	The Gynecologist ...Mechanic talented.... must work on sports cars only way to find engine

11-14-2009, 04:16 PM	#6
cnc Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal QC Posts: 12,034	The Gynecologist ...Mechanic Didn't see that punch line coming. __________________ Norm Ward 2008 blue / silver nomad kawanow / VBA #01136

11-15-2009, 08:30 PM	#7
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The Gynecologist ...Mechanic As long as the motor runs, who cares how it got fixed. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

11-16-2009, 11:58 PM	#8
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	The Gynecologist ...Mechanic Good one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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