Old Man & Woman Flirting

rooster1 · 09-01-2009, 11:56 AM

An old man and woman, after flirting with each other for years, agree to make love. One day when all the other residents are on a day out, the old man impatiently rushes to the old dear's room.

Nervously, he asks her if there is anything that she prefers. She repies that she quite enjoys a bit of cunnilingus.

With a big grin, the old guy goes south. However, after a few seconds, the man pops back up and says, "I'm sorry, but I just can't bear the smell."

She thinks for a moment ans says, "It must be the arthritis."

"There's no way you can get arthritis down there," he says, "And even if you could, it wouldn't smell as bad as that."

"No the arthritis is in my shoulder," she says, "I can't wipe my arse." ::)

**ringadingh** · 09-01-2009, 06:19 PM

LOL

fish · 09-02-2009, 01:02 AM

psychocycle · 09-04-2009, 02:43 PM

09-01-2009, 11:56 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Old Man & Woman Flirting An old man and woman, after flirting with each other for years, agree to make love. One day when all the other residents are on a day out, the old man impatiently rushes to the old dear's room. Nervously, he asks her if there is anything that she prefers. She repies that she quite enjoys a bit of cunnilingus. With a big grin, the old guy goes south. However, after a few seconds, the man pops back up and says, "I'm sorry, but I just can't bear the smell." She thinks for a moment ans says, "It must be the arthritis." "There's no way you can get arthritis down there," he says, "And even if you could, it wouldn't smell as bad as that." "No the arthritis is in my shoulder," she says, "I can't wipe my arse." ::)

09-01-2009, 06:19 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Old Man & Woman Flirting LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-02-2009, 01:02 AM	#3
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	Old Man & Woman Flirting __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

09-04-2009, 02:43 PM	#4
psychocycle Advanced Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Posts: 822	Old Man & Woman Flirting __________________ Psychocycle VBA # 1125 2002 1500 fi Nomad

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