Pay Phone

**jmorrow** · 08-26-2009, 04:13 PM

A Texan in New York City needed to call a nearby community from a pay phone. “Deposit a dollar and eighty-five cents, please,” instructed the operator.

Pulling himself up to full height and using his thickest Texas drawl, he objected, “Ma’am, I’m from Texas, and in Texas we can place a call to hell and back for that price!” “I understand, sir,” retorted the operator, “but in Texas, that’s a local call.”

**ringadingh** · 08-26-2009, 05:45 PM

**billmac** · 08-26-2009, 06:11 PM

Its a local call in August for sure. Thats why I am writing this from Custer, SD. instead of Fort Worth.

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-26-2009, 10:50 PM

Gets pretty warm here in Alabama. Good joke though.

**Cajunrider** · 08-27-2009, 12:41 AM

psychocycle · 09-04-2009, 03:01 PM

LOL

08-26-2009, 04:13 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Pay Phone A Texan in New York City needed to call a nearby community from a pay phone. “Deposit a dollar and eighty-five cents, please,” instructed the operator. Pulling himself up to full height and using his thickest Texas drawl, he objected, “Ma’am, I’m from Texas, and in Texas we can place a call to hell and back for that price!” “I understand, sir,” retorted the operator, “but in Texas, that’s a local call.” __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

08-26-2009, 05:45 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Pay Phone __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

08-26-2009, 06:11 PM	#3
billmac Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,472	Pay Phone Its a local call in August for sure. Thats why I am writing this from Custer, SD. instead of Fort Worth.

08-26-2009, 10:50 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Pay Phone Gets pretty warm here in Alabama. Good joke though. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

08-27-2009, 12:41 AM	#5
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Pay Phone __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

09-04-2009, 03:01 PM	#6
psychocycle Advanced Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Posts: 822	Pay Phone LOL __________________ Psychocycle VBA # 1125 2002 1500 fi Nomad

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