Drinking with a Redneck Girl

07-28-2008, 02:27 PM

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In
Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same
one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into
the air, pulls out h is AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink with the same one twice either .'

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in
one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots
the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
'God Bless America '

basco · 07-28-2008, 03:03 PM

**ringadingh** · 07-28-2008, 03:06 PM

mmartin · 07-28-2008, 04:35 PM

LMAO

07-28-2008, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suennico

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In
Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same
one twice.'
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into
the air, pulls out h is AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He
says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink with the same one twice either .'

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in
one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots
the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'
'God Bless America '

::) ::) ::) ::)

Will you clean the damn house dammmit...

**jmorrow** · 07-28-2008, 05:17 PM

COOL

beezer · 07-28-2008, 06:37 PM

Yellow Jacket · 07-28-2008, 09:29 PM

Sue! That is so politically incorrect!

Nah! I love it!

dakals · 07-28-2008, 11:03 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

socwkbiker · 07-29-2008, 09:54 PM

07-30-2008, 08:02 PM

Cool new sig pix SWB!!

socwkbiker · 07-30-2008, 08:28 PM

Thx Sue. The one on the right is Basco and I at the Republic of Texas rally.

07-30-2008, 10:19 PM

Cool pic of you two

07-28-2008, 02:27 PM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	Drinking with a Redneck Girl A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar. When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.' The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out h is AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either .' The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.' 'God Bless America '

07-28-2008, 03:03 PM	#2
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Drinking with a Redneck Girl

07-28-2008, 03:06 PM	#3
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07-28-2008, 04:35 PM	#4
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Drinking with a Redneck Girl LMAO

07-28-2008, 05:17 PM	#6
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Drinking with a Redneck Girl COOL __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

07-28-2008, 06:37 PM	#7
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	Drinking with a Redneck Girl __________________ 2012 FLHTK

07-28-2008, 09:29 PM	#8
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Drinking with a Redneck Girl Sue! That is so politically incorrect! Nah! I love it! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

07-28-2008, 11:03 PM	#9
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Drinking with a Redneck Girl ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

07-29-2008, 09:54 PM	#10
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Drinking with a Redneck Girl __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

07-30-2008, 08:02 PM	#11
Guest Posts: n/a	Drinking with a Redneck Girl Cool new sig pix SWB!!

07-30-2008, 08:28 PM	#12
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Drinking with a Redneck Girl Thx Sue. The one on the right is Basco and I at the Republic of Texas rally. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

07-30-2008, 10:19 PM	#13
Guest Posts: n/a	Drinking with a Redneck Girl Cool pic of you two

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