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Old 09-10-2007, 05:50 PM   #1
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Typical Cornhusker Baby Boy




A Nebraska Cornhusker fan is drinking in a New York bar when, he gets a
call on his cell phone.

He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for
everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a typical
Cornhusker baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
Nebraska fan just shrugs, "That's about average back home, folks, like
I said, my boy's a typical Nebraska Cornhusker baby boy.

Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of
"WOW!".

One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're
the father of that typical Nebraska Cornhusker baby that weighed 25
pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in
two weeks.

So how much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What
happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The Nebraska father takes a slow swig from his beer, wipes his lips on
his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender "Had him circumcised."
Go Huskers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 09-10-2007, 06:38 PM   #2
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AAAHHHH...that's a dream.
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Old 09-10-2007, 06:41 PM   #3
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Typical Cornhusker Baby Boy

Hey Wolfman, Hope you don't mind that I used your bike and your scenery to post a picture of me and my wife. Lord you guys are young.
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Old 09-10-2007, 07:07 PM   #4
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LOL! Looking good dan! You don't stop riding because you get old......You get old because you stop riding. Ride on!
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Old 09-11-2007, 04:18 AM   #5
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"Won't be long now"
what the Jew said when they cut the end off
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