Tyrone Wasn't Doing Well In School

Loafer · 03-26-2015, 08:37 AM

None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You’re driving me insane, Tyrone".
One day Tyrone 's mom came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.
The mom was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform at the Cleveland Clinic.
Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her.
She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died.
The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong . When he turned around he saw our friend Tyrone, working as a janitor in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner!
Don't tell me you thought the story was about how Tyrone became a heart-surgeon!

The Black Knight · 04-05-2015, 07:19 AM

InkyDoggy · 04-05-2015, 09:46 AM

Had to send this out to all in my family but I changed the name to Barack.

**ringadingh** · 04-05-2015, 04:47 PM

What do you expect from a guy named Tyrone.....

**JD Hog** · 04-05-2015, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ringadingh

What do you expect from a guy named Tyrone.....

His last name is Shoelaces

03-26-2015, 08:37 AM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Tyrone Wasn't Doing Well In School None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You’re driving me insane, Tyrone". One day Tyrone 's mom came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career. The mom was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland. 25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform at the Cleveland Clinic. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something but eventually died. The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong . When he turned around he saw our friend Tyrone, working as a janitor in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner! Don't tell me you thought the story was about how Tyrone became a heart-surgeon! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

04-05-2015, 09:46 AM	#3
InkyDoggy Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: Sharon, Pennsylvania Posts: 112	Had to send this out to all in my family but I changed the name to Barack. __________________ We will be friends until we are old and senile! Then we will be new friends!

04-05-2015, 04:47 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	What do you expect from a guy named Tyrone..... __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-05-2015, 07:19 AM	#2
The Black Knight Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Italy Posts: 6,070