A quick refresher of the VBA forum rules...

[macmac]

Originally Posted by Kawhead

Nay sir. I respectfully disagree with the distinguished, backwoodsman, maple tree tapping, bear killin' tomahawk wilding gentleman, who hails from the Great North-Eastern state of New Hampshire.

When the words, "almost whupt, or like to of whupt his ass" are stated, it's spoken with such convincing enthusiastic gallantry, that the speaker was convinced that victory and triumph were at hand, but he instead chose to show mercy.

Your right, I juss wanted to fuss.
What about, almost gotta girl pregnant? That would be like horse shoes and hand grenades. A lot more frighting and unnerving, specially if you married or
something.

IMO when words like "almost whupt" are used and the soon to be victim backs down there is a mini victory as in that cop recalled "getting whupt" when he was a over weight teenager, and knew he could shoot me over a dead stack and that he wasn't going to get back to the radio either. This was before the digital age still, and in this case my ice boat was faster than radio.

In the case of "almost gotta girl pregnant" Well you just don't KNOW that So until she says YOU did, just buy bikes guns and beer. Bibles are optional

[macmac]

Originally Posted by vulcanguy

Norm, I bet he got the thesaurus out also!

What kind of gun do you use to hunt the thesaurus

[cnc]

Originally Posted by macmac

What kind of gun do you use to hunt the thesaurus

A library card!

[macmac]

Originally Posted by cnc

A library card!

Oh serious full auto Eh? Much larger than a magazine

[Kawhead]

Originally Posted by kawboysix

I had to dust mine off just to read it!

I ask my wife what a word means and how to pronounce it, to which she mocks and giggles at me, chastises me and tells me I'd starve slam to death and have nothing if it weren't for her, all to satisfy her manipulative cruel sadistic pleasures, and to upset and make me cry.

I cook, clean, wash fold and hang up the cloths she wears and thats the thanks I get.

[cnc]

Originally Posted by Kawhead

I ask my wife what a word means and how to pronounce it, to which she mocks and giggles at me, chastises me and tells me I'd starve slam to death and have nothing if it weren't for her, all to satisfy her manipulative cruel sadistic pleasures, and to upset and make me cry.

I cook, clean, wash fold and hang up the cloths she wears and thats the thanks I get.

Sounds like you need a night out at the Ball Cinderella.

[vulcanguy]

Originally Posted by macmac

Oh serious full auto Eh? Much larger than a magazine

A book does out weigh a magazine...

[ringadingh]

But you cant beat a full auto with a stack of magazines....

[cnc]

Originally Posted by ringadingh

But you cant beat a full auto with a stack of magazines....

For some reason that response set the Ides of March tune "vehicle" playing in my head.

[ringadingh]

Then you need help.....

[cnc]

Originally Posted by ringadingh

Then you need help.....

Maybe, it's still going round in my head. I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan, won't you hop inside my car. I got pictures, candy I'm a livable man....

[Kawhead]

Originally Posted by macmac

What kind of gun do you use to hunt the thesaurus

I ain't sure, but one of my teachers said something about they all got killed by a asteroid or something.

I know they hurt like hell cause I remember when daddy had one.

[vulcanguy]

Originally Posted by Kawhead

I ain't sure, but one of my teachers said something about they all got killed by a asteroid or something.

I know they hurt like hell cause I remember when daddy had one.

You mean to say an asteroid around uranus?