Entertainment Night

pcarrell · 04-04-2013, 09:29 PM

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the
hypnotist exclaimed, ”I’m here to put you into a trance; I intend to
hypnotize each and every member of the audience!” The excitement was
almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch
from his coat. “I want you to keep your eye on this antique watch.
It is a very special watch. It has been in my family for six
generations.”

He began to swing the watch back and forth very gently while
chanting quietly “watch the watch; watch the watch; watch the
watch....”

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
light gleaming off it’s polished surface.

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until,
suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist’s fingers and fell to the
floor, breaking into a hundred pieces!

“CRAP!” said the hypnotist,

It took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center

Old Bear · 04-04-2013, 09:39 PM

Oh, so wrong!

**cnc** · 04-04-2013, 10:09 PM

**BudMan** · 04-04-2013, 10:29 PM

Loafer · 04-05-2013, 07:57 AM

Yuk, I can smell it from here!

bendusty · 04-05-2013, 08:46 PM

You people must quit making fun of me....

dmyers · 04-06-2013, 07:21 AM

that was a good one :eek:

04-04-2013, 09:29 PM	#1
pcarrell Member Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 229	Entertainment Night It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, ”I’m here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience!” The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. “I want you to keep your eye on this antique watch. It is a very special watch. It has been in my family for six generations.” He began to swing the watch back and forth very gently while chanting quietly “watch the watch; watch the watch; watch the watch....” The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off it’s polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly it slipped from the hypnotist’s fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces! “CRAP!” said the hypnotist, It took 3 days to clean up the Senior Center

04-04-2013, 09:39 PM	#2
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04-05-2013, 07:57 AM	#5
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04-06-2013, 07:21 AM	#7
dmyers Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: springfield Mo Posts: 1,310	that was a good one :eek: __________________ Don Myers 2012 green vaquero custom bars V&H pro pipe FI2000 custom intake work in progress