Church lady

RACNRAY · 01-29-2013, 10:42 AM

There was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist.

Her breasts were so huge that they inadvertently bounced and jiggled the entire time she played the organ.
Unfortunately, she distracted most of the congregation considerably,* *both male and female.

The very proper church ladies were appalled.
They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.

So, one of the ladies approached her, very discreetly, and told her to mash up some green persimmons
and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size.
She warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker
up and you won't be able to talk properly for a week!' *
The perky organist agreed to try rubbing the persimmons on her nipples.

The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said....
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not haff a thermon tewday."*

**ringadingh** · 01-29-2013, 11:22 AM

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-29-2013, 04:31 PM

Funny one.

**BudMan** · 01-29-2013, 07:01 PM

okiecop · 01-29-2013, 10:43 PM

Good one!

01-29-2013, 10:42 AM	#1
RACNRAY Sr. Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: SOUTH FLORIDA Posts: 1,210	Church lady There was a small church in Texas that had a very big-busted organist. Her breasts were so huge that they inadvertently bounced and jiggled the entire time she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted most of the congregation considerably,* both male and female. The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist. So, one of the ladies approached her, very discreetly, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size. She warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons, 'because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a week!' The perky organist agreed to try rubbing the persimmons on her nipples. The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said.... "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not haff a thermon tewday."* __________________ "TRUE HAPPINESS IS IN THE HEART, NOT IN THE OUTSIDE FIXES" WITH OVER 46 YEARS AS A MOTORCYCLE TECHNICIAN/HI-PO SHOP OWNER I AM A PURVEYOR OF FACT NOT FICTION! "WE LIVE OUR LIVES IN CHAINS NEVER KNOWING WE HAD THE KEY"

01-29-2013, 11:22 AM	#2
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01-29-2013, 04:31 PM	#3
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