The Little Red Hen

NRiderUSA · 10-09-2012, 01:54 PM

The Little Red Hen

"Who will help me plant my wheat?" asked the little red hen.

"Not I," said the cow.

"Not I," said the duck.

"Not I," said the pig.

"Not I," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself." She planted her crop and the wheat grew and
ripened.

"Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.

"Not I," said the duck.

"Out of my classification," said the pig.

"I'd lose my seniority," said the cow.

"I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did.

"Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.

"That would be overtime for me," said the cow.

"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.

"I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig.

"If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose.

"Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen.

She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see.
They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share but the little red hen
said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves."

"Excess profits!" cried the cow (Nancy Pelosi)

"Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck (Barbara Boxer)

"I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose (Jesse Jackson)

The pig just grunted in disdain (Harry Reid)

And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities.

When the farmer (Obama) came, he said to the little red hen, "You must not be so greedy."

"But I earned the bread," said the little red hen.

"Exactly," said Barack the farmer. "That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle."

And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand."

But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established.

Individual initiative had died but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared so
long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.

And perhaps...this is the end.

And the next week, there was no bread, or anything else to eat. So, they
all starved equally.

EPILOGUE

Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.

Hillary got $8 million for hers.

That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

DO WE LIVE IN A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?

November Is Coming!!!

bendusty · 10-10-2012, 11:46 AM

Well stated...

george james · 10-10-2012, 02:31 PM

Bull s%&t but funny anyway.

Monkeyman · 10-11-2012, 12:18 AM

NRiderUSA --- Have you EVER posted something that WASN'T political?

NRiderUSA · 10-11-2012, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monkeyman

NRiderUSA --- Have you EVER posted something that WASN'T political?

Actually yes.... jokes, sasqatch sitings... quite a bit of things,
I even read posts other than political, I know there are a lot of guys who like to say good morning and good night a lot, some like to talk about the tread on their tires, what kind of oil etc..... Interesting topics that if I needed to contribute to I would, but most of the time its covered to a degree that clarifications have already been done so there are no questions left to ask.

But I can understand your confusion..... never had a president that presented so much to talk about before this one, he and his clones sure do keep supplying new stuff on a pretty regular basis...

(well maybe Carter... but that was before Gore created the internet and had to do it in a coffee shop)

And if I post it... in my opinion it would affect us all... not just me, so its not on a personal level.

**a340driver** · 10-11-2012, 12:25 PM

Excellent ... applies in Canada, and several other countries too ... or is it just human nature?

NRiderUSA · 10-12-2012, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a340driver

Excellent ... applies in Canada, and several other countries too ... or is it just human nature?

I'm betting everywhere has the same problems.

You have the ones who can and do.

You have the ones who cant and need help.

Then there is the group that can but wont by choice because they know the ones that do will have to take care of it for them.

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-14-2012, 09:51 PM

Funny political joke, or was it a joke?

10-09-2012, 01:54 PM	#1
NRiderUSA Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Missouri Posts: 3,781	The Little Red Hen The Little Red Hen "Who will help me plant my wheat?" asked the little red hen. "Not I," said the cow. "Not I," said the duck. "Not I," said the pig. "Not I," said the goose. "Then I will do it by myself." She planted her crop and the wheat grew and ripened. "Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen. "Not I," said the duck. "Out of my classification," said the pig. "I'd lose my seniority," said the cow. "I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose. "Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen, and so she did. "Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen. "That would be overtime for me," said the cow. "I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck. "I'm a dropout and never learned how," said the pig. "If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination," said the goose. "Then I will do it by myself," said the little red hen. She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. They wanted some and, in fact, demanded a share but the little red hen said, "No, I shall eat all five loaves." "Excess profits!" cried the cow (Nancy Pelosi) "Capitalist leech!" screamed the duck (Barbara Boxer) "I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose (Jesse Jackson) The pig just grunted in disdain (Harry Reid) And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around the little red hen, shouting obscenities. When the farmer (Obama) came, he said to the little red hen, "You must not be so greedy." "But I earned the bread," said the little red hen. "Exactly," said Barack the farmer. "That is what makes our free enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle." And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked, "I am grateful, for now I truly understand." But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked bread because she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the Democrats smiled. 'Fairness' had been established. Individual initiative had died but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared so long as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for. And perhaps...this is the end. And the next week, there was no bread, or anything else to eat. So, they all starved equally. EPILOGUE Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs. Hillary got $8 million for hers. That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything. DO WE LIVE IN A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT? November Is Coming!!! __________________ NRiderUSA "Rick" "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." 1946 George Orwell

10-11-2012, 12:18 AM	#4
Monkeyman Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: North Wilkesboro, NC Posts: 6,289	NRiderUSA --- Have you EVER posted something that WASN'T political? __________________ Christopher "Monkeyman" Gray ---------------------------- Widows Sons "Overseers" Patriot Guard Rider USArmy 1987-1990 2021 Can Am Spyder RT 2018 Can Am Spyder RT Limited - SOLD 2014 Nomad - SOLD 2012 Victory Vision - SOLD 2007 Black Nomad - SOLD VMC #9367 VBA #1860

10-14-2012, 09:51 PM	#8
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Funny political joke, or was it a joke? __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-10-2012, 11:46 AM	#2
bendusty Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Watkinsville, GA Posts: 186	Well stated...

10-10-2012, 02:31 PM	#3
george james Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: eastern nc Posts: 308	Bull s%&t but funny anyway.

10-11-2012, 12:25 PM	#6
a340driver Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Langley B.C. Posts: 516	Excellent ... applies in Canada, and several other countries too ... or is it just human nature?