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Old 05-19-2012, 04:58 PM   #1
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New Airport Security System

TEL AVIV, Israel — The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the
privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armoured booth you step into that
will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this crap about racial profiling.
It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

“Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to announce a seat available on flight 670 to
London. Shalom!”
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Old 05-19-2012, 11:16 PM   #2
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Boy the Lawyers are going to hate this!!!
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Old 05-20-2012, 12:03 AM   #3
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Sounds good to me.
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Old 05-20-2012, 09:50 AM   #4
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Seems that booth would get pretty messy for the next person in.
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