The Official Texas Sheriff Exam

dmyers · 05-13-2012, 12:26 AM

THE OFFICIAL TEXAS SHERIFF EXAM

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.
When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.
After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an"Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit."

"Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant.
"Great attitude son. You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?"

ToeJam · 05-13-2012, 08:31 AM

...proud of my Texas heritage!

**schoeney** · 05-13-2012, 08:37 AM

Why only 6 ?

**ringadingh** · 05-13-2012, 09:20 AM

I hope he got the job!

**BudMan** · 05-13-2012, 09:06 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 05-14-2012, 04:45 AM

Good one.

Stump · 05-14-2012, 11:33 AM

Now that was a good one!

bendusty · 05-14-2012, 11:35 AM

The Sheriff forgot to add 6 politicians.

**trip** · 05-14-2012, 12:00 PM

In Texas, lawyers and politicians are the same thing.

NRiderUSA · 05-14-2012, 09:59 PM

What did the rabbit do?

05-13-2012, 12:26 AM	#1
dmyers Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: springfield Mo Posts: 1,310	The Official Texas Sheriff Exam THE OFFICIAL TEXAS SHERIFF EXAM A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big, 6' 2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff's Department. After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man's last interview. The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can really shoot. So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might call, an"Attitude Suitability Test", that you must take before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge, son." Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens, six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six Democrats, and a rabbit." "Why the rabbit?" queried the applicant. "Great attitude son. You pass," said the Chief Deputy. "When can you start?" __________________ Don Myers 2012 green vaquero custom bars V&H pro pipe FI2000 custom intake work in progress

05-13-2012, 08:31 AM	#2
ToeJam Member Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Houston Posts: 467	...proud of my Texas heritage! __________________ Jim / Houston Texas VBA #01936 VROC #34478 TexasVROC 2010 Nomad

05-13-2012, 08:37 AM	#3
schoeney Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: NW Region Posts: 5,222	Why only 6 ? __________________ VBA #659 2003 Nomad 1500 (Gone but never forgotten) 2005 Honda ST1300 - Sweet and still kickin 2006 Honda Goldwing - Best Boat in the Marina

05-13-2012, 09:20 AM	#4
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05-13-2012, 09:06 PM	#5
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05-14-2012, 04:45 AM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Good one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

05-14-2012, 11:33 AM	#7
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Now that was a good one! __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

05-14-2012, 11:35 AM	#8
bendusty Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Watkinsville, GA Posts: 186	The Sheriff forgot to add 6 politicians.

05-14-2012, 12:00 PM	#9
trip VBA Founder Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lindale, Texas Posts: 6,846	In Texas, lawyers and politicians are the same thing. __________________ Robert "Trip" Hilliard VBA/KawaNOW - Founder/Past President VBA # 00001 Trip's Website Custer 09, 18 / Maggie Valley 11 / Eureka Springs 09, 17 / Antlers 09, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18 Texas Hill Country / Deals Gap / Colorado / Wyoming / Montana / Utah / More trips for Trip

05-14-2012, 09:59 PM	#10
NRiderUSA Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Missouri Posts: 3,781	What did the rabbit do? __________________ NRiderUSA "Rick" "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." 1946 George Orwell