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Old 04-25-2012, 08:23 AM   #1
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Smile The Pilot

Once upon a time, a pilot asked a beautiful princess,

"Will you marry me?"............The princess said, "No!"
And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and
drove hot cars and chased skinny long-legged big-breasted flight attendants
and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age
and drank Weihenstephaner German beer and Captain Morgan and never heard
bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns
and ate cold leftover meals, potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts
and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family
thought he was frickin' cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank
and left the toilet seat up........
The end.
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Old 04-25-2012, 09:08 AM   #2
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Old 04-25-2012, 09:56 AM   #3
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Wow! I wish I was a pilot.
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Old 04-25-2012, 01:22 PM   #4
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Old 04-25-2012, 03:09 PM   #5
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That is one beautiful story Gerry! Made me have hope!
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Old 04-25-2012, 03:42 PM   #6
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Finally, a pleasant short story.
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Old 04-25-2012, 09:11 PM   #7
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We all need an idol to look up to.
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Old 04-25-2012, 09:34 PM   #8
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