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Old 08-08-2011, 09:16 AM   #1
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Will You Give Me Some pu**y?

A kid, around 12 years old, ragged and dirty, is sitting on the curb. A
very shapely young lady passes. The kid calls out, "Hey
miss, miss?" Lady stops, and he asks, WIll you give me some pu**y? Lady
slaps him across the face and walks off, leaving the little urchin
crying. Lady starts to ponder: "Geez, he's only about 10 years old, and
probably doesn't know what he's saying". Lady returns and walks up to
the little boy and and says, "I'm sorry for
slapping you"Between snuffles, he replies, "That's ok, ma'am. "She
decides to take him in the alley and give him some. Surprisingly the kid
had a big willy and knew what he was doing. After the lady had 2 big
O's and the kid shot his load, the lady asked, " Do you ask every lady
that question?" Urchin: Yes Ma'am!
Lady: Then you must get a lot of slaps then.
Urchin: Yes, Ma'am.
But I also get a lot of pu**y too!
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Old 08-08-2011, 10:44 AM   #2
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