*The Gorilla and the Redneck:

**wompus** · 08-03-2011, 09:22 PM

A small zoo in Alabama obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was
In heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton,
A redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby
Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to
Satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was
Approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the
gorilla for
$500.00?

Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter
over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept
their offer,
but only under five conditions:

"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper
Agreed to this condition.

"Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The
Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

"Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper
Again readily agreed to this condition.

"Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern
Baptist. Once again it was agreed.

.

"And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the
$500.00.

jesse · 08-03-2011, 10:40 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-04-2011, 03:35 AM

Funny.

**ringadingh** · 08-04-2011, 04:36 AM

Good one!

Loafer · 08-04-2011, 10:34 AM

bendusty · 08-04-2011, 11:42 AM

Hey Gene ain't you one of those Alabama Rednecks?

Loafer · 08-04-2011, 06:37 PM

I feel sorry for the gorilla. ;)
Slam, Bam, Alabam!

rooster1 · 08-04-2011, 07:08 PM

Yellow Jacket · 08-05-2011, 07:52 PM

08-03-2011, 09:22 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	*The Gorilla and the Redneck: A small zoo in Alabama obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was In heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, A redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to Satisfy a female of any species. The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was Approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under five conditions: "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The Keeper Agreed to this condition. "Second", he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever' T-Shirt." The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition. "Third", he said, "you can't never tell no one about this." The keeper Again readily agreed to this condition. "Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist. Once again it was agreed. . "And last," Bobby Lee said, "I'll need another week to come up with the $500.00. __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

08-03-2011, 10:40 PM	#2
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08-04-2011, 03:35 AM	#3
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08-04-2011, 04:36 AM	#4
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08-04-2011, 10:34 AM	#5
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08-04-2011, 11:42 AM	#6
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08-04-2011, 06:37 PM	#7
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	*The Gorilla and the Redneck: I feel sorry for the gorilla. ;) Slam, Bam, Alabam! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

08-04-2011, 07:08 PM	#8
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08-05-2011, 07:52 PM	#9
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