Little Johnny & Toilet Seat

rooster1 · 06-13-2011, 12:01 PM

Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. He pushes up the seat and balances his little p***s on the rim.

Just then the toilet seat slams down, and little Johnny lets out a scream.

His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping round the room clutching his genitals and howling.

He looks up at her with his little tear stained face and sniffles, "K-k-k-k-kiss {sniff} it and make it better."

Little Johnny's mother shouts, "Don't start your father's sh*t with me!"

Loafer · 06-13-2011, 04:17 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 06-13-2011, 06:33 PM

dennis49 · 06-13-2011, 07:08 PM

That's a good one, and I'll leave it at that.

Stump · 06-14-2011, 09:31 AM

**ringadingh** · 06-24-2011, 10:36 AM

06-13-2011, 12:01 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Little Johnny & Toilet Seat Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. He pushes up the seat and balances his little p**s on the rim. Just then the toilet seat slams down, and little Johnny lets out a scream. His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping round the room clutching his genitals and howling. He looks up at her with his little tear stained face and sniffles, "K-k-k-k-kiss {sniff} it and make it better." Little Johnny's mother shouts, "Don't start your father's sht with me!"

06-13-2011, 04:17 PM	#2
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06-13-2011, 06:33 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Little Johnny & Toilet Seat __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

06-13-2011, 07:08 PM	#4
dennis49 Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 170	Little Johnny & Toilet Seat That's a good one, and I'll leave it at that.

06-14-2011, 09:31 AM	#5
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Little Johnny & Toilet Seat __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

06-24-2011, 10:36 AM	#6
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