Barber

[jussmatt]

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut and, when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning, when the barber goes to open up, there is another thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut and, when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning, when the barber opens his shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful'.

Then, a Senator comes in for a haircut and, when he goes to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Senator is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning, when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Senators lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the members of our Government!!

[dakals]

That's a good one!!!!!LOL

[vulcanvixen]

Hmmmm.......too true to be funny?!? LOLOL

Amen, that pretty much sums up the way things are in the capitol city.