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Old 10-22-2010, 11:34 PM   #1
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You Won't Go To Jail

A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn’t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, "Don’t worry. You’ll never have to go to jail with all that money.” And the lawyer was right. When the man was sent to prison, he didn’t have a dime.

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Old 10-23-2010, 07:15 AM   #2
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I think I had the same lawyer once before.
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Old 10-25-2010, 07:37 PM   #4
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Funny one!
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