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Old 09-18-2010, 01:21 AM   #1
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Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go.."

But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality, whispering...
"Dave, you're a veterinarian..."
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Old 09-18-2010, 10:53 AM   #2
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Sick...
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Old 09-18-2010, 01:38 PM   #3
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That's just not right. ;)
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Old 09-18-2010, 07:56 PM   #4
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Now he has a heartbroken patient.
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Old 09-20-2010, 08:30 PM   #6
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Old 09-20-2010, 08:49 PM   #7
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Dave's not here man.
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