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Old 11-30-2007, 12:40 PM   #16
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Augh, retirement plans shot........

Maybe it's time I started investing in the "Lottery" retirement plan. :-)

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Old 11-30-2007, 03:02 PM   #17
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Maybe it's time I started investing in the "Lottery" retirement plan. :-)

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Just send the money to me. You will get the same returns as playing the lottery.
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Old 11-30-2007, 07:14 PM   #18
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My wife worked for a company for 31 years. 19 of them as a floor supervisor. You wanna guess what her retirement is for 31 years of going in when she was sick as a dog and working overtime for nothing since she was on salary? :(" title="" border="0"/> The company moved to Mexico thanks to NAFTA and she ended up with a whoppin total of $164 dollars a month retirement before taxes. You want to talk about your retirement plans down the toilet. That shot ours all to hell. We don't have all the lowlife scum locked up. Most are in Washington DC making laws that allow crap like this to happen and the rest are at the top of the corporate ladders screwing the hell out of us peons!
 
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Old 11-30-2007, 07:31 PM   #19
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For anybody that didn't get it the first time, don't feel bad...I had to go back and read the whole thread again. DUH ???
 
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Old 11-30-2007, 09:09 PM   #20
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LMAO, I'm having a ball just reading all of the responses. Ha.

Still think we should kick Rhode Island out of the Union. Probably a Blue state anyway.
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Old 11-30-2007, 09:44 PM   #21
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Old 12-01-2007, 08:51 AM   #22
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It's about time somebody in New England won. I live in Ma. about 20 miles from Providence. I do run over the border to buy tickets. I can't remember anyone ever winning around here. I really think it is fixed and they just threw us a bone to shut us up. Yes RI is still a state. You can drive across it in an hour. I just think of RI as a suburb of Ma. But Providence does have the best canolis in the country!

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Old 12-01-2007, 11:35 AM   #23
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Okay, if they have good canolis we will let them stay. At least there is one redeeming quality. Now I have to wait for the loto to get above a hundred mil again. Or, I could just wait six years and retire the regular way like everyone else.
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:21 PM   #24
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Hey, I like Providence too. Whenever I have to go to my Corporate offices in MA I always fly into Providence instead of Boston. The airport there is 100 times easier to get in and out of than good ol Logan in Boston,
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Old 12-01-2007, 01:16 PM   #25
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Calculate your chances of winning the Lottery:
http://www.webmath.com/cgi-bin/lotte...&low=1&high=80

If that sounds good to you, you might contact these nice folks:
www.gamblersanonymous.org/

Here is a list of sites describing things you can buy for $5.00
http://tinyurl.com/3bg8js

I feel your pain man!

Oh Ron, don't be such a pessimist! the odds are much better than that, they're more like 1 in 146,107,962 http://idaholottery.com/gamefaq.asp
 
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Old 12-01-2007, 04:45 PM   #26
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Oh Ron, don't be such a pessimist! the odds are much better than that, they're more like 1 in 146,107,962 http://idaholottery.com/gamefaq.asp[/quote]

Well those odds aren't better than my retirement program!. I figured it out some time ago when I took a bunch of beer bottles to the recycler person and got a lot of money for'm too.

I got home real exited and told my wife that if I could jest drink a little more beer and sell the bottles, we could make a real good liv'n outta this!

In fact she's recyclering as we speak. I think she's doing real good there lately, and we're liv'n large.

 
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I have never played the lottery so I guess that's why I didn't get it. Even so, my point still stands. 31 years of your life to a company should be worth more than $164 dollars a month. :(" title="" border="0"/>
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Sorry....that does really suck!!!
 
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