Biker with a sex problem

Yellow Jacket · 11-26-2007, 06:12 PM

A biker goes to the doctor and says, "I got this sex problem, doc."
'Well,' says the quack, 'Tell me about your average day.'

'Well, it all starts in the middle of the night. My wife always wakes me up about 3:00 am for sex and then again about 5 o'clock so we can spend a couple of hours making love before I go to work.'

'Oh I see,' said the doc.

'No, hang on,' said the biker, 'You see, when I get on the train to work I meet this girl every day and we get a compartment to ourselves and have sex all the way there.'

'Oh....now I see,' said the quack.

'No you don't,' said the biker. 'When I get to work my secretary really likes me and I have to give her one in the storeroom.'

'Oh....now I see,' said the quack.

'No no no,' he said. 'When I go to lunch I meet this lady I'm very fond of and we head out the back for a quickie.'

'Now I understand,' said the doctor.

'No, hang on,' said the biker. 'When I get back to work in the afternoon my boss, a very demanding lady I might add, has to have me or she says she'll fire me.'

'Ahh...,' said the doctor, 'Now I see...'

'No, there's more,' said the biker, 'When I get home my wife is so pleased to see me she gives me a blow job before dinner and then we have sex afterwards.'

'So, what's the problem?' asked the doc.

'Well...,' said the biker, 'It hurts when I masturbate.'

beezer · 11-26-2007, 08:28 PM

ROFLMAO

socwkbiker · 11-27-2007, 09:56 AM

Don't we all wish we had that problem?

blowndodge · 11-27-2007, 01:48 PM

Doesn't that sound like Nico's day? "Leave me alone, it's MY TURN".

11-27-2007, 03:01 PM

Quote:

A biker goes to the doctor and says, "I got this sex problem, doc."
'Well,' says the quack, 'Tell me about your average day.'

'Well, it all starts in the middle of the night. My wife always wakes me up about 3:00 am for sex and then again about 5 o'clock so we can spend a couple of hours making love before I go to work.'

'Oh I see,' said the doc.

'No, hang on,' said the biker, 'You see, when I get on the train to work I meet this girl every day and we get a compartment to ourselves and have sex all the way there.'

'Oh....now I see,' said the quack.

'No you don't,' said the biker. 'When I get to work my secretary really likes me and I have to give her one in the storeroom.'

'Oh....now I see,' said the quack.

'No no no,' he said. 'When I go to lunch I meet this lady I'm very fond of and we head out the back for a quickie.'

'Now I understand,' said the doctor.

'No, hang on,' said the biker. 'When I get back to work in the afternoon my boss, a very demanding lady I might add, has to have me or she says she'll fire me.'

'Ahh...,' said the doctor, 'Now I see...'

'No, there's more,' said the biker, 'When I get home my wife is so pleased to see me she gives me a blow job before dinner and then we have sex afterwards.'

'So, what's the problem?' asked the doc.

'Well...,' said the biker, 'It hurts when I masturbate.'

That made me tired.... ;)

11-26-2007, 06:12 PM	#1
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Biker with a sex problem A biker goes to the doctor and says, "I got this sex problem, doc." 'Well,' says the quack, 'Tell me about your average day.' 'Well, it all starts in the middle of the night. My wife always wakes me up about 3:00 am for sex and then again about 5 o'clock so we can spend a couple of hours making love before I go to work.' 'Oh I see,' said the doc. 'No, hang on,' said the biker, 'You see, when I get on the train to work I meet this girl every day and we get a compartment to ourselves and have sex all the way there.' 'Oh....now I see,' said the quack. 'No you don't,' said the biker. 'When I get to work my secretary really likes me and I have to give her one in the storeroom.' 'Oh....now I see,' said the quack. 'No no no,' he said. 'When I go to lunch I meet this lady I'm very fond of and we head out the back for a quickie.' 'Now I understand,' said the doctor. 'No, hang on,' said the biker. 'When I get back to work in the afternoon my boss, a very demanding lady I might add, has to have me or she says she'll fire me.' 'Ahh...,' said the doctor, 'Now I see...' 'No, there's more,' said the biker, 'When I get home my wife is so pleased to see me she gives me a blow job before dinner and then we have sex afterwards.' 'So, what's the problem?' asked the doc. 'Well...,' said the biker, 'It hurts when I masturbate.' __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

11-26-2007, 08:28 PM	#2
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	Biker with a sex problem ROFLMAO __________________ 2012 FLHTK

11-27-2007, 09:56 AM	#3
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Biker with a sex problem Don't we all wish we had that problem? __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

11-27-2007, 01:48 PM	#4
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Biker with a sex problem Doesn't that sound like Nico's day? "Leave me alone, it's MY TURN". __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

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