Ya Gotta Luv Them Texans

Netnorske · 05-01-2009, 10:27 PM

One thing about TEXANS is that their hearts are always in the right place!

T. B. Bechtel, a City Councilman from Midland , TX , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought of the allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.

HIS STATEMENT:

'If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's nuts to a car's battery cables will save just one Texas GI's life, then I have just three things to say,'

'Red is positive,
Black is negative, and
Make sure his nuts are wet.

To that I can only add.....AMEN......

!

socwkbiker · 05-01-2009, 10:37 PM

**ringadingh** · 05-01-2009, 10:50 PM

Beautiful, I'll bring a battery charger just in case it gets busy, and a pail of water!

**Cajunrider** · 05-02-2009, 06:42 AM

Yes indeed!!

ridemslow · 05-02-2009, 06:49 AM

Don't forget to keep the battery terminals clean

rooster1 · 05-02-2009, 01:06 PM

I agree. Amen

**ringadingh** · 05-02-2009, 03:31 PM

Make sure the booster cables have strong springs in the handles, so they can get a good bite on them nuts!

ballast · 05-02-2009, 04:56 PM

**jmorrow** · 05-02-2009, 07:22 PM

Go for it

gofs99 · 05-03-2009, 09:38 AM

Makes me proud to say I am still 1/4 Texan.

strobe · 05-04-2009, 09:54 AM

vidornomad · 05-05-2009, 04:17 PM

yes, yes and yes....

keithcochran · 05-09-2009, 10:50 PM

Truck batteries are the best

paul · 05-10-2009, 07:58 AM

YEEEEHHAAAAAA!!

05-01-2009, 10:27 PM	#1
Netnorske Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Everett, Washington Posts: 5,709	Ya Gotta Luv Them Texans One thing about TEXANS is that their hearts are always in the right place! T. B. Bechtel, a City Councilman from Midland , TX , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought of the allegations of torture of the Iraqi prisoners. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience. HIS STATEMENT: 'If hooking up an Iraqi prisoner's nuts to a car's battery cables will save just one Texas GI's life, then I have just three things to say,' 'Red is positive, Black is negative, and Make sure his nuts are wet. To that I can only add.....AMEN...... ! __________________ *Kris Olsen* VBA #0691 2017 HD Ultra Limited Low 2013 Victory Cross Country Tour 2012 1700 Vulcan Voyager 2008 1600 Vulcan Nomad 1997 Vulcan 800 Classic *"Growing old is mandatory,* *but growing up is optional"* Custer 2009\|Kalispell 2010\|Cortez 2010\|Crescent City 2011\|Kanab 2012\|Canmore 2012\|Estes Park 2013\|Orofino 2014\|Lake Tahoe 2015\|Red Lodge 2016

05-01-2009, 10:37 PM	#2
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Ya Gotta Luv Them Texans __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

05-01-2009, 10:50 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Ya Gotta Luv Them Texans Beautiful, I'll bring a battery charger just in case it gets busy, and a pail of water! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-02-2009, 06:42 AM	#4
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Ya Gotta Luv Them Texans Yes indeed!! __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

05-02-2009, 06:49 AM	#5
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Ya Gotta Luv Them Texans Don't forget to keep the battery terminals clean __________________

05-02-2009, 01:06 PM	#6
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Ya Gotta Luv Them Texans I agree. Amen

05-02-2009, 03:31 PM	#7
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Ya Gotta Luv Them Texans Make sure the booster cables have strong springs in the handles, so they can get a good bite on them nuts! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-02-2009, 04:56 PM	#8
ballast Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Orting, WA Posts: 1,394	Ya Gotta Luv Them Texans __________________ Charlie "Ballast" Krogh 2005 1600 Nomad "Tangerine Dream" VBA #999 VROC #29355

05-02-2009, 07:22 PM	#9
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Ya Gotta Luv Them Texans Go for it __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

05-03-2009, 09:38 AM	#10
gofs99 Jr. Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Rockford, Illinois Posts: 41	Ya Gotta Luv Them Texans Makes me proud to say I am still 1/4 Texan.

05-04-2009, 09:54 AM	#11
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05-05-2009, 04:17 PM	#12
vidornomad Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Vidor, Texas Posts: 346	Ya Gotta Luv Them Texans yes, yes and yes....

05-09-2009, 10:50 PM	#13
keithcochran Jr. Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Jacksboro,TN Posts: 28	Ya Gotta Luv Them Texans Truck batteries are the best

05-10-2009, 07:58 AM	#14
paul Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: magnolia, tx Posts: 1,500	Ya Gotta Luv Them Texans YEEEEHHAAAAAA!! __________________ The beatings will stop when morale improves.

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