Revenge!

**jmorrow** · 11-07-2008, 05:48 PM

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?"

mmartin · 11-10-2008, 12:50 AM

do unto others what they do unto you

socwkbiker · 11-10-2008, 11:53 AM

ridemslow · 11-11-2008, 09:25 AM

Do untyo them--- BEFORE they can do to YOU! ::)

Quote:

Originally Posted by M "OLD MAN" Martin

do unto others what they do unto you

**ringadingh** · 11-12-2008, 01:01 AM

Maybe they agreed on a $100.00

11-07-2008, 05:48 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Revenge! A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200?" __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

11-10-2008, 12:50 AM	#2
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Revenge! do unto others what they do unto you

11-10-2008, 11:53 AM	#3
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Revenge! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

11-12-2008, 01:01 AM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Revenge! Maybe they agreed on a $100.00 __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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