Tour Bus

rooster1 · 11-06-2008, 11:40 AM

:)This tour bus stops at the pyramids and the tourists get off and start taking pictures. As the day wears on, one of them walks over to a camel driver and asks what time it is. The camel driver reaches up, grabs the camels balls, gives them a swing and pronounces exactly 1:45.

The tourist goes back to another tourist, checks the time, and sure enough, it's 1:45. They both got back and see the camel driver again. They ask the camel driver the time again. The camel driver reaches up, swings the camels balls, and says "exactly 1:53".

Sure enough he's right. One tourist offers the camel driver $50.00 if he'll show him the trick. The camel driver has the tourist sit beside the camel. The camel driver grabs the camels balls, swings them to one side and says "See that clock over there...."

ianicky · 11-07-2008, 03:35 AM

basco · 11-07-2008, 08:10 PM

mmartin · 11-10-2008, 12:42 AM

**ringadingh** · 11-12-2008, 12:46 AM

11-06-2008, 11:40 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Tour Bus :)This tour bus stops at the pyramids and the tourists get off and start taking pictures. As the day wears on, one of them walks over to a camel driver and asks what time it is. The camel driver reaches up, grabs the camels balls, gives them a swing and pronounces exactly 1:45. The tourist goes back to another tourist, checks the time, and sure enough, it's 1:45. They both got back and see the camel driver again. They ask the camel driver the time again. The camel driver reaches up, swings the camels balls, and says "exactly 1:53". Sure enough he's right. One tourist offers the camel driver $50.00 if he'll show him the trick. The camel driver has the tourist sit beside the camel. The camel driver grabs the camels balls, swings them to one side and says "See that clock over there...."

11-07-2008, 03:35 AM	#2
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	Tour Bus

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basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Tour Bus

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