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05-30-2008, 09:08 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Wilmington NC
Posts: 275
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Its bad..dont shoot the messenger
Abe and Freda had been married for 50 years. They were having breakfast one morning when Abe said to Freda, "Just think, darling, we've now been married for 50 years."
"Yes," she replied. "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here together at this very breakfast table." "I know," said Abe, "and we were probably sitting here naked, fifty years ago." Freda giggled. "So what do you think? Should we get naked again to see how we feel now?" So Abe and Freda got up, stripped naked and then sat down at the table again. "You know, darling," Freda said breathlessly, "I think my nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I’m not at all surprised," replied Abe, "one is in your tea and the other is in your porridge." |
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