Best Joke of 2007

**jmorrow** · 02-04-2008, 05:41 PM

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating

peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and catch them in his

mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a

question and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in

his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only

pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after

hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the

hospital.

As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came

home with her date. After being informed of the problem their

daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young

man told the father to sit down, the proceeded to shove two

fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow, hard. When

the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.

The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young

man insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,

"thats so wonderful"! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's

going to be when he grows older?

The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our

son-in-law"!

blowndodge · 02-04-2008, 08:23 PM

ROFLMAO!!!! real good!!!

beezer · 02-04-2008, 08:53 PM

whatever Doc says

dakals · 02-04-2008, 09:12 PM

Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! That's nasty!!!!!!!!!! Awesome

**ringadingh** · 02-04-2008, 09:15 PM

Fantastic!!

Todd · 02-04-2008, 09:57 PM

Quote:

whatever Doc says

+1

blowndodge · 02-04-2008, 10:08 PM

+ 1600 Nomad??

socwkbiker · 02-04-2008, 11:13 PM

LMAO!!! +1

blowndodge · 02-05-2008, 12:22 AM

Nico fingers smell like A$$ Crack

stambukj · 02-05-2008, 12:44 AM

I would have guessed a "Fisherman"

jussmatt · 02-05-2008, 09:44 AM

LOL!!

02-04-2008, 05:41 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Best Joke of 2007 One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down, the proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow, hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "thats so wonderful"! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older? The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law"! __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

02-04-2008, 08:23 PM	#2
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Best Joke of 2007 ROFLMAO!!!! real good!!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

02-04-2008, 08:53 PM	#3
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,779	Best Joke of 2007 whatever Doc says __________________ 2012 FLHTK

02-04-2008, 09:12 PM	#4
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Best Joke of 2007 Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! That's nasty!!!!!!!!!! Awesome

02-04-2008, 09:15 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Best Joke of 2007 Fantastic!! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-04-2008, 10:08 PM	#7
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Best Joke of 2007 + 1600 Nomad?? __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

02-04-2008, 11:13 PM	#8
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Best Joke of 2007 LMAO!!! +1 __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

02-05-2008, 12:22 AM	#9
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Best Joke of 2007 Nico fingers smell like A$$ Crack __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

02-05-2008, 12:44 AM	#10
stambukj Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Huntington Beach, Ca. Posts: 340	Best Joke of 2007 I would have guessed a "Fisherman"

02-05-2008, 09:44 AM	#11
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Best Joke of 2007 LOL!!

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