rooster1
09-01-2009, 11:56 AM
An old man and woman, after flirting with each other for years, agree to make love. One day when all the other residents are on a day out, the old man impatiently rushes to the old dear's room.
Nervously, he asks her if there is anything that she prefers. She repies that she quite enjoys a bit of cunnilingus.
With a big grin, the old guy goes south. However, after a few seconds, the man pops back up and says, "I'm sorry, but I just can't bear the smell."
She thinks for a moment ans says, "It must be the arthritis."
"There's no way you can get arthritis down there," he says, "And even if you could, it wouldn't smell as bad as that."
"No the arthritis is in my shoulder," she says, "I can't wipe my arse." ::)
Nervously, he asks her if there is anything that she prefers. She repies that she quite enjoys a bit of cunnilingus.
With a big grin, the old guy goes south. However, after a few seconds, the man pops back up and says, "I'm sorry, but I just can't bear the smell."
She thinks for a moment ans says, "It must be the arthritis."
"There's no way you can get arthritis down there," he says, "And even if you could, it wouldn't smell as bad as that."
"No the arthritis is in my shoulder," she says, "I can't wipe my arse." ::)