Young Johnny

ridemslow · 10-25-2008, 03:43 PM

Young Johnny moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00.

The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the
horse died.'

Johnny replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'

The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'

'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.'

The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?

Johnny said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'

The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!'

Johnny said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'

A month later, the farmer met up with Johnny and asked, 'What happened with
that dead horse?'

Johnny said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece
and made a net profit of $898.00.'

The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'

Johnny said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.'

Johnny grew up and now holds your mortgage.

Yellow Jacket · 10-25-2008, 04:56 PM

Smart kid!

dakals · 10-25-2008, 07:33 PM

VERY SMART!!!!!!!

**ringadingh** · 10-25-2008, 09:44 PM

I like his thinking, too bad I wasn't that sharp.

basco · 10-26-2008, 06:26 AM

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10-25-2008, 03:43 PM	#1
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Young Johnny Young Johnny moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.' Johnny replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.' The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.' 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.' The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him? Johnny said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.' The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead horse!' Johnny said, 'Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.' A month later, the farmer met up with Johnny and asked, 'What happened with that dead horse?' Johnny said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a net profit of $898.00.' The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?' Johnny said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.' Johnny grew up and now holds your mortgage. __________________

10-25-2008, 04:56 PM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Young Johnny Smart kid! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

10-25-2008, 07:33 PM	#3
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Young Johnny VERY SMART!!!!!!!

10-25-2008, 09:44 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Young Johnny I like his thinking, too bad I wasn't that sharp. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-26-2008, 06:26 AM	#5
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Young Johnny :(" title="" border="0"/>

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