Your Patriotic Duty!

jussmatt · 06-20-2008, 11:23 AM

Mark Your Calendar for Next Saturday

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Muslims and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America. It is your patriotic duty to participate and to pass this on to others!

bear · 06-20-2008, 11:27 AM

HUURAAH!!!!!!!

bigdave · 06-20-2008, 11:32 AM

getting my beer and lawn chair ready now

**jmorrow** · 06-20-2008, 04:32 PM

I'll be there, rain or shine.....

basco · 06-20-2008, 04:41 PM

I like to be over prepared so I am icing down at least a case of beer

ridemslow · 06-20-2008, 05:41 PM

I'll be watching.

dakals · 06-20-2008, 06:45 PM

Ummmmmmm, Ok!!!!!!!

(do i get naked now or wait until next Saturday?)LOL

texasfisherdude · 06-20-2008, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dakals

Ummmmmmm, Ok!!!!!!!

(do i get naked now or wait until next Saturday?)LOL

now sounds good to me :)

jussmatt · 06-21-2008, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dakals

Ummmmmmm, Ok!!!!!!!

(do i get naked now or wait until next Saturday?)LOL

Good Idea Dakals... YOU Start Early!!!! You'll have to go from NOW till Next Sunday!!!! LOL!

06-21-2008, 12:34 PM

She might be a bit pruney by then....yucko

Some patriotic people...(cartoon)

basco · 06-21-2008, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suennico

She might be a bit pruney by then....yucko

Some patriotic people...(cartoon)

She is suppose to walk around the block not go swimming but either one works for me

dakals · 06-21-2008, 05:22 PM

Ok you guys let me know when it is Sunday so i can put my clothes back on!!!! LOL!!!!!!

basco · 06-21-2008, 05:58 PM

leave them off its next Sunday

06-21-2008, 10:41 PM

I don't know what happened....I was thinking skinny dipping...is that on another thread? or am i thinking ahead...

dakals · 06-22-2008, 05:00 PM

I don't know anything, i just do what i am told!!!!LOL

06-20-2008, 11:23 AM	#1
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Your Patriotic Duty! Mark Your Calendar for Next Saturday As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and he must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Muslims and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America. It is your patriotic duty to participate and to pass this on to others!

06-20-2008, 11:27 AM	#2
bear Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 322	Your Patriotic Duty! HUURAAH!!!!!!!

06-20-2008, 11:32 AM	#3
bigdave Sr. Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Burnsville, NC Posts: 1,589	Your Patriotic Duty! getting my beer and lawn chair ready now __________________ David "BigDave" Hall Burnsville NC VBA #477 2007 Red and Silver Nomad (traded 4/10/2014) 2013 Blue and Black Voyager

06-20-2008, 04:32 PM	#4
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Your Patriotic Duty! I'll be there, rain or shine..... __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

06-20-2008, 04:41 PM	#5
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Your Patriotic Duty! I like to be over prepared so I am icing down at least a case of beer

06-20-2008, 05:41 PM	#6
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Your Patriotic Duty! I'll be watching. __________________

06-20-2008, 06:45 PM	#7
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Your Patriotic Duty! Ummmmmmm, Ok!!!!!!! (do i get naked now or wait until next Saturday?)LOL

06-21-2008, 12:34 PM	#10
Guest Posts: n/a	Your Patriotic Duty! She might be a bit pruney by then....yucko Some patriotic people...(cartoon)

06-21-2008, 05:22 PM	#12
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Your Patriotic Duty! Ok you guys let me know when it is Sunday so i can put my clothes back on!!!! LOL!!!!!!

06-21-2008, 05:58 PM	#13
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Your Patriotic Duty! leave them off its next Sunday

06-21-2008, 10:41 PM	#14
Guest Posts: n/a	Your Patriotic Duty! I don't know what happened....I was thinking skinny dipping...is that on another thread? or am i thinking ahead...

06-22-2008, 05:00 PM	#15
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Your Patriotic Duty! I don't know anything, i just do what i am told!!!!LOL

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