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Old 03-03-2010, 12:07 AM   #1
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A Woman's Poem

A Woman's Poem

He didn't like the casserole

nd he didn't like my cake,

He said my biscuits were too hard;

Not like his mother used to make...

I didn't perk the coffee right,

He didn't like the stew,

I didn't mend his socks

the way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer,

I was looking for a clue.

Then I turned and smacked

the sh*t out of him......

Like his mother used to do.


The End

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