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Old 03-11-2010, 02:44 AM   #1
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Town Girl and Dumb Country Boy

Word had gotten out about a really dumb conuntry boy being very well endowed. One of the girls from town had heard this and decided she wanted to find out what he would be like having sex with him. One day she was driving around and ran across the country boy walking down the rode. She stopped and asked if he wanted to go for a ride. He said, I guess so. So she takes him out and parks on a country road. She gets out of the car and invites him to get out. She takes a blanket out of the trunk and they walk out into the woods and she places the blanket on the ground. She then starts taking off her clothing. After she is completely nude she reaches and unzips his jeans and gets his tool out. She is very impressed at his size. He makes no move to do anything with her. In desperation she asks, do you want me to put it in? He said, Yes you had better if I go home with it hanging out Dad will raise hell.
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