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02-01-2011, 05:19 PM | #1 |
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A Knock on the door !
There was a knock on the door.
I opened it and there was a young bloke standing there who said, "I'm a Jehovah's Witness". I said, "Come in and sit down. What do you want to talk about?" "I don't know," he said. "I've never gotten this far before."
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02-01-2011, 07:59 PM | #2 |
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A Knock on the door !
Probably truer than you think.
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02-01-2011, 08:47 PM | #3 |
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A Knock on the door !
::) ::)
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02-02-2011, 12:41 AM | #4 |
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A Knock on the door !
I usually tell them I'm busy.
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02-02-2011, 12:35 PM | #5 |
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A Knock on the door !
I invite them in for lemonade. Then I tell them how I have lived in this neighborhood for 35 years. How there is someone from their church that stops by twice a year. How I've been nice and offered them a cool drink on a hot day. How I've asked them to never cast their shadow on my doorstep again. How nice it would be if we had never met. How nice if would be if they were to leave and never return. Works for me...
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