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Old 01-09-2011, 10:43 AM   #1
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Proofreading is a dying art

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geeze...........
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Some good ones.
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Yogi Berra would be proud of those
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I was OK until that last one!
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As an English teacher, I love these types of things! Thanks for sharing!
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