Santa's bad day

boomerang2120 · 12-15-2010, 08:31 AM

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, who knows where.

Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys scattered everywhere.

Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Merry Christmas !!!

**ringadingh** · 12-15-2010, 08:45 AM

Sometimes you just have a bad day.

Especially the Angel.

**BudMan** · 12-15-2010, 10:07 AM

Loafer · 12-15-2010, 10:40 AM

I always wondered why we did that.??

AlabamaNomadRider · 12-15-2010, 04:48 PM

Stump · 12-16-2010, 08:21 PM

Learned some new !

12-15-2010, 08:31 AM	#1
boomerang2120 Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Winston Salem, NC Posts: 115	Santa's bad day When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, who knows where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys scattered everywhere. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree. Merry Christmas !!! __________________ '00 - 1500 'Carbed' Nomad VBA #01600

12-15-2010, 08:45 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Santa's bad day Sometimes you just have a bad day. Especially the Angel. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

12-15-2010, 10:07 AM	#3
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Santa's bad day __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

12-15-2010, 10:40 AM	#4
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Santa's bad day I always wondered why we did that.?? __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

12-15-2010, 04:48 PM	#5
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Santa's bad day __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

12-16-2010, 08:21 PM	#6
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Santa's bad day Learned some new ! __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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