On the Road Again

rooster1 · 12-01-2008, 04:51 PM

This fellow wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really
good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class
at medical school and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first
guy and there is a cork in his behind! He thinks it's a little
strange, so he pulls it out and music starts playing! "... On the road
again, just can't wait to get on the road again." Our student really
freaks out! He runs and gets the morgue attendant and drags the poor
guy back to the table. "Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again,
"... On the road again..." The morgue assistant is totally
unimpressed. " So what?" he says. "Isn't that the most amazing thing
you've ever seen?", the guy asked. "Are you kidding?" says the morgue
assistant, "Any ass hole can sing country music

fish · 12-01-2008, 04:55 PM

bear · 12-01-2008, 05:29 PM

A one and a two....

**jmorrow** · 12-02-2008, 03:18 AM

basco · 12-03-2008, 07:47 PM

Hey wait a minute :(

12-01-2008, 04:51 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	On the Road Again This fellow wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class at medical school and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his behind! He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it out and music starts playing! "... On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again." Our student really freaks out! He runs and gets the morgue attendant and drags the poor guy back to the table. "Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again, "... On the road again..." The morgue assistant is totally unimpressed. " So what?" he says. "Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?", the guy asked. "Are you kidding?" says the morgue assistant, "Any ass hole can sing country music

12-01-2008, 04:55 PM	#2
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	On the Road Again __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

12-01-2008, 05:29 PM	#3
bear Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 322	On the Road Again A one and a two....

12-02-2008, 03:18 AM	#4
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	On the Road Again __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

12-03-2008, 07:47 PM	#5
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	On the Road Again Hey wait a minute :(

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